What would I do if I was rich and famous?…

What a great cocktail party discussion topic, huh?

I’m sure everyone dreams about what they would do if they had gobs of money and silver screen notoriety.

Now, as you are getting older, do you feel those dreams have passed you by? 

Or, have you already made the tough decisions to arrange the priorities in your life to reach your personal and financial goals. If you haven’t yet it is never too late.
Remember, it all starts with the first step………………

Well, today, my fellow Baby Boomers, you will have to indulge me for a while while I have my own little cocktail party and prattle on about the type of person I would be if I were suddenly a member of the jet set elite. I’m not totally sure if I will ever reach that lofty status but I plan to get as close as possible.
And you may be asking yourself why would I be thinking about such a “high-brow” topic on a Monday morning when all I should be thinking about is the drudgery of work like everyone else.
Well, the first thing I did this morning was adding a few newly found birth dates into my phone calendar. Then I ran across my Dad’s birthday on April 20th and it got me to thinking about him. He would have been 96 this year. He passed away 20 years ago. So, how in the hell do I continue to remember his Birthday? Because he shared the same day of birth with one of the richest and most famous men to have ever lived on this planet.
John D. Rockefeller……Nope.
Cornelius Vanderbilt….Nope, wrong again.

Andrew Carnegie……….Sorry, wrong again.

My father shared his Birthday with Adolf Hitler. You know the guy with the “toothbrush” mustache. The leader of the German empire from 1934 to 1945. He initiated World War II and oversaw fascist policies that resulted in millions of deaths of innocent humans.
Sometimes, growing up, I thought my father and Adolf Hitler shared more than just the same day of birth. My father was a tyrant at times. He was a strict disciplinarian and at times resorted to almost devious mental trickery to train, supervise and indoctrinate his children with a drive to be successful in this harsh world.
It was my father’s shared despotism with Adolf Hitler that has always driven me to be successful. Like I said earlier, I may not be there yet but when I am, I’ll be prepared on how to handle it.

The things I love about life…

If you asked an 8-year old version of me to list all the things I loved, it might have looked something like this:

  • Ice cream
  • Swings
  • Snow days
  • Beach days
  • More ice cream
  • Saturday morning cartoons

In fact, I’m sure I could have created an inventory longer than my usual Christmas list, including a ton of things that either tasted, felt, or looked good.  It didn’t occur to me until later in life that some of the best things are intangible; and that I could experience them at any time if I just opened my heart and mind to let them in.  I think most of us know this intellectually—that pride in our work can be more valuable than what it buys, for example. But sometimes we get so caught up in securing the trappings of the good life—the house, the car, the furnishings, the clothes—we’re too distracted to notice and appreciate the intangibles.  That’s not to say there’s something wrong with enjoying material things. I’m still a huge fan of my TV (flatter and larger), ice cream (OK, frozen yogurt now) and days off (though I can’t seem to negotiate any snow days into my adult California lifestyle). It’s just that there’s so much more to love about life that doesn’t cost a dime.

What snus do I use when I wake up?…

  In the morning I prefer a really strong snus. I like Thunder Ultra Strong or Skruf XtraStark. Lately I’ve been having the Thundet because I really think the raspberry flavor goes really good with my Dunkin Donuts coffee. I need a really strong snus in the morning to get the fucken ciggarette urge outta my fucking system.  Anyways, subscribe to my blogs and I promise not to disappoint…

What if….

  What if snoop was president. Shit we’d all be high. Lol now on a serious note. I was thinking so much crazy shit today. I like Donald Trump as a person a lot. I really can’t see him the president of the United States though. Haha…I mean his attitude is very cocky and his opinions are extremely harsh. I mean he wouldn’t take any bullshit from anyone. We woulda dropped a couple bombs on those Muslim bastards already. Barack Obama is a real pussy if you ask me. He is a horrible president who talks to much and never backs shit up. The Donald wouldn’t take any of the shit our retarder president does. He would kick all the illegal immigrants out. Hopefully he will kick some chinks out as well. Those Chinese are becoming extremely annoying as of late.  Too many fucking chink restaurants opened up near me. Also the fucking spics are getting outta control as well. We definitely need a fucking wall up in Mexico. 

The cologne I love…

  
As you can see…I love cologne. All types of Cologne. Right now my favorite one is Armani Aqua di gio, the new black bottle. The scent is so orgasmic! Holy shit…the ladies wanna jump on my cock when I have that on. Problem is, my lazy fucking ass stays home all the time jerking my cock. I need to get the fuck out and find some cuties. Anyways, I love Burberry as well. My favorite one is Touch and Weekend is a close 2nd. Prada Luna Rossa is an amazing scent. Especially in the summer time.  My ex bought me this shit and I had to of fucked over 5 girls while wearing this. This is a very sexual cologne…only to be worn by very handsome men like myself…Kenneth Cole makes some decent colognes as well. The one I like is Reaction Connected. 

Eww!…American Snus Sucks…

  
This is definitely going to be short and simple. Anyways, I really hate American snus. It’s not even “real” snus. They don’t even list the ingredients that are in their snus like the Swedish does. All Swedish snuses list all the ingredients. None of the American do.  Also the taste is so artificial. American snus uses a lot of sugar and sweetener. It’s like having a jolly rancher in your mouth. The Swedish use natural flavors and salt. All of the Swedish snus ingredients are approved by the FDA. Also there are no serious risks with Swedish snus…

I’m addicted…to snus!

  I absolutely love this shit. After I gave up smoking in January I decided I wanted to try regular chewing tobacco or dip. I tried brands such as Skoal, Copenhagen, Kayak. I was using the loose stuff but then decided to switch over to the pouches. They were so boring because all they sell is some kind of mint shit. I hate fucken mint.  Also I hated the part that I had to spit all the time and carry a stupid cup around with me. I mean, come on, how the hell am I gonna get laid looking like a pig? Haha, anyways I went online and googled ciggarette alternatives. Snus came up and I was very interested in it. After reading how much better it is for you than smoking and the fact that you didn’t have to spit like a complete fucking slob, I began to fall in love with it. I went to my local smoke shop an picked up a can of general white portion. It tasted amazing. Kind of like tea bag or something. Well anyways I found out that the only way to really get Swedish snus was by ordering it online. I found a very reputable website that delivered it so quickly to me. Now I’m just exploring what brands are going to be my favorite. Haha I’ll keep you guys updated!

My crazy, alcoholic mind…

  Holy shit. I’m a serious fucking addict. Wow lol… I can’t believe how much my life became unmanageable before I decided to get help. I would honestly lie about the stupidest things and hurt the ones I loved. I was in a really good relationship and I decided to fuck it up by making up the stupidest scenarios.  I actually decided to drink 2 pints of Snornoff vodka at my first day of work at Denny’s children store. At the end of the day when my boss told me I couldn’t work there anymore I looked at him like he was crazy. Omg I was the fucking crazy one and still am. Haha…I really thought I didn’t have a problem. What brought me to my rock bottom was getting a DUI. I never thought in a million years that would ever happen to me. Then again I always said that about everything and 9 times out of 10 it always happened to me. I finally decided to go to rehab at St. Christopher’s and that saved my life…I definitely will continue this article in the near future…

Odens Extreme Melon original portion snus 

  
The first thing I noticed when I opened this can up was the powerful watermelon smell. It kinda was a false smell of you know what I’m saying… Anyways the taste is definitely a 9/10. This is another snus that I do on a daily basis about 5 portions a day. The nicotine is a stunning 22mg in each portion.  The drip is not to crazy which I like a lot. This is another great product by GN tobacco.  The price of this one was really cheap at $2.50 a piece from SnusCentral. I definitely recommend this snus as it is a great value priced snus. This is definitely not for someone who does not have a high nicotine tolerance. This will honestly put you on your ass. My head was spinning from this. In a good way though. Haha…not like the Siberia White dry portion. 

I haven’t had sex for 3 months…

  Wow I’m in a serious fucking drought here. I was broken up with in January of 16′ and I haven’t had sex since. I’m going absolutely nuts. I feel like whenever I’m looking for someone I can never find her…it always seems that way with most people though. It’s like that song “we found love in a hopeless place”. I always find love when I’m least expecting it. I was never the type to goto bars and clubs. There are mostly only sluts there anyway! Girls who you would only want a one night stand with and I’m not the “one night stand” type of guy. Anyways, I find myself going on these stupid dating apps like OkCupid and Tinder. Wow, they are so gay… I will never find a good girl there. Meanwhile my ex is Brazilian and I found her on OkCupid. That was going really well until she turned into a total physco. Wow I hate jealuse bitches!… That’s all I seem to find…